I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Porn is love you can see.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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