The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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