I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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