my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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