Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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