How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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