We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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