Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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