his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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