my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's never too late to be topless.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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