i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
COCAINE IS GR8
The cops high fived after they tackled you
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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