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GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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