Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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