why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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