For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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