His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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