hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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