he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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