bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You may now shotgun with the bride
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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