Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
