Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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