This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
No subtext here. People are naked.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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