If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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