Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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