just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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