Non-Jews are for practice
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I love you. Go after that dick
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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