my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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