i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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