we made out on top of his cat.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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