you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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