Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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