This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Randomize
