She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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