i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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