i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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