Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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