he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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