and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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