I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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