No stitches, just platelets and will power
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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