he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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