I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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