your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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