the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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