A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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