just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he quoted the bible to break up with me
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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