Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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