Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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