yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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