how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
