its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Success! We fucked roommates!
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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