i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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