Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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