you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I can't turn off my feet"
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
