i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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