Dual....:-)
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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